Part of the internet supply that is used especially by younger people, e.g. teeny chat rooms and childish you-tube vids. Most juveniles go on the kinternet after having returned home from school or kindergarten and after having received clearence to do so from parents with beginning ability to read and write.
Hop-o-my-thumb: May I watch Sponge-Bob on tv, Mum?
A girl who has the personality of a cat. She loves fights but has an equal amount of love for peace. She is mostly active in the night and always has a boyfriend. She’s above average smart and isn’t bad at cooking but somehow blows up ovens with lasagna. She is a great lover and fights for the ones she loves. Don’t ever turn your back on her or she’ll make karma come faster than usual.
“Oh damn Kitterenne, you need to chill!”
“A kitterenne’s gonna start this fight, isn’t she?”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.