King Trout

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King Trout (noun/verb) — A deeply cursed culinary ritual allegedly first documented in the Pepperbox exclusive video Dwight Eisenhower: President, General, Fisher & Chain Smoker (w/ King Trout) on 6/19/26. To “King Trout” is when a group of grown men gather around an innocent fish and commit an act so unspeakable, so legally fragrant, and so spiritually damaging that the FDA, FBI, and local seafood counter all immediately open a joint investigation. The first known practitioner was Conor Troutman in 2026, a 32-year-old high school dropout who, for reasons unknown to God or guidance counselors, continued appearing at high school parties with “the homies” to keep the tradition alive. Today, the phrase is used to describe any situation where male bonding goes too far, dinner gets ruined, and someone’s uncle ends up on a federal watchlist.

"Hey did you go to the party last night after the football game?"

"Dude no, that Conor dude probably was there and compulsively King Trouted in John's kitchen"

King Trout by MasterPlop69 June 21, 2026

Words you can keep

King Trout

When a group of dudes cum in a fish

Me and the boys are going fishing maybe we’ll do a King Trout later.

King Trout by Harvestor1 June 25, 2026

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yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026