school in redbridge known for having some of the most retarded students ever. for example, someone from this school told me that a kid smeared shit all over the toilet walls. also a teacher there was a pedo or something idk
boy 1: you know inbred steve goes to kantor king solomon high school
boy 2: makes sense, his parents are siblings
A division of Kroger that thoroughly enjoys overworking their employees. They also are known to disregard statements such as "I can't work on Tuesdays and Thursdays, because I have classes (classes can be replaced with "Practice", "Homework", or "An event to go to I told you about 2 months in advance")."
Also known to let the upper management walk around and talk on cell phones, stand around, and take hour longsmoke breaks...8 times a day.
Me: I used to work for King Soopers.
Person: They sure do love anal shafting huh?
Me: Yes.
the term derived from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3 Episode 1, where after battling King Sombra Shining Armor's horn becomes covered in black crystals. Thus making him incapable of performing magic.
likewise the "King Sombra Curse" would be similar to Shining Armor's dilemma, but instead with a penis.
"So how'd it go with her last night man?"
"bad, turns out I have the King Sombra Curse"
"Ouch"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.