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King Seat 

The part of the roof of a Ford truck that is closest to the bed of the truck. This is where the owner (only if a male owner) will sit while hanging out with people in the bed of the truck. Not only does this provide you with lots of room to yourself, it also provides you with a seat that is much higher up than everyone else making you the King. There is an exception for another person to be up there. If your girlfriend or some biddy you are trying to impress wants to hang out in your truck, they are allowed to come up if the King so wishes.

(This is only on Ford trucks. GMC, Toyota, Chevy, Nissan... trucks do not count.)
1 (friend)- Man the side of the bed of the truck is really small and uncomforable to sit on. And since I am so low down, I can't see anything.

2(Ford truck owner)- Well I couldn't relate because the King Seat has plenty of room and I have it all to myself. I am also sitting much higher than you are, making my view much more plesent.

1 (friend)- Damn, I hate my toyota truck. There is no King Seat because it is not a Ford
King Seat by T- Ho March 30, 2010
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King's Seat 

The toilet; the John
I was on the King's Seat for 40 minutes.
King's Seat by Dong Monster June 1, 2013

kingseat meat 

A person or person(s) who are refered to as Jakies because of where the stay
"see where i was last night"
"yeah that was kingseat meat"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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