King of Crunk

A false-title often applied by a previously suppressed high school senior to himself-- under the hot sun and rum-influence of Spring Break-- following his first sexual experience.

Newly self-appointed “Kings” tend to constantly remind others of their status, take off their shirts, use terminology they’ve heard in rap songs, act drunker than they are, and hump everything in sight without regard for attractiveness or gender. Though these symptoms continue well after Spring Break, by the end of the vacation most “Kings” will either have gotten their asses enthusiastically kicked or have enthusiastically thumbed another guy’s ass in a club believing that they have “fingerbombed” a bombshell. Other side effects include increased attentiveness to middle school girls, shit-eating grins, and a veritable flood of brainless nicknames and related wordplay.

“Make way for the imperial King of Crunk!”

“The King of Crunk’s scepter is pale and shriveled.”

King of Crunk by The Duke of Drunk April 11, 2005

king of crunk

A term applied to a Spring Breaker by a fellow Spring Breaker, under the heavy influence of rum and vodka. Funny at the time as a joke, the term is often taken a bit too seriously by individuals who still use it to insult the Spring Breaker in question 12 months later.

Generally speaking, the person dubbed "King of Crunk" does not actually believe he can drink more than anyone else, although he admittedly is attracted to middle school girls. Moreover, the person jokingly dubbed King of Crunk will often sit and ponder why individuals spend Thursday evenings dwelling on Spring Break rather than going out and--yes--getting crunked.

Last night I stayed in and thought about the ridiculousness of the term "King of Crunk" instead of doing something productive.

king of crunk by Funniness wearing off. April 15, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008