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King Fuck-buddy

When a man and a woman have a Primarily Serious, Exclusive, Long-term relationship, on the low. They talk on the phone and text often. They see each-other as time permits. How-ever, they choose not to profess their feelings for each-other publicly, because one or both of them, aren't just any-body.

It could be because of Age differences, Religious orientation un-acceptance, Media exposure which might impact ones famous reputation in a negative way, Family un-acceptance, Life-style incompatibility (long hours, too busy), or neither one of them wants a live-together type relationship, etc.

But, she cares a whole lot about this man, and he is her One and Only Squeeze, right now. He is Special. In her eyes, and heart, he isn't "just any-body".

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I've got some free time right now, and there's nothing more that I want to do, than to spend some quality time, with my "King Fuck-buddy".

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sans sheriff 

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I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012