King Ed 

Full name: King Edward VII Science and Sport College.
A school situated in the East Midlands, in Coalville, though thankfully on the outskirts.

A noteable feature of the school is its high population of students from nearby Coalville, Greenhill and Agar Nook; because of this, the school provides a reliable example of the results of incest. In addition, many of the students are chavs.
The school caters exclusively to underachievers, providing many benefits for those who refuse to learn while ignoring those who want to succeed. This is reflected in the choice of teaching staff, many of whom are idiots.
Generally, those who are able to get into Ashby School and get a bus to Ashby De La Zouch do so, while the scum breeding in the areas near to King Ed tend to stay closer to home.
There are rumours that the UK government is extremely disgusted with the state of the school, to the extent that there are plans in place to eliminate it and its population using nuclear weapons. However, many simply discard this as wishful thinking.

King Ed student: King Ed's the shit, innit bruv.

Outsider: Go fuck your mother.

King Ed student: Again?

King Ed by wivs July 18, 2009

Stephen King-ed it. 

When a movie, book, or story being told by a friend tells a wonderful story, with vivid colors and great imagination, but absolutely fucks up the ending with something that doesn't make any sense and seems like the ending was created by a cat or some other animal.

Friend 1: Dude, I watched Fight Club over the weekend. Those last 5 minutes were the worst movie ending ever.

Friend 2: Oh my god, they sure Stephen King-ed it.

Stephen King-ed it. by DrObviousSubscribesSense June 14, 2010

King Ralph'ed

The act of gaining a promotion or advancing in position, based on the sole fact of being the only available candidate.

In reference to the 1991 Comedy by the same name that features John Candy inheriting the British Crown, by virtue of being the last living blood relative in the line of succession.

"Did you hear about Bob, he just King Ralph'ed the new Team Lead position, even though Joe was way more qualified, Joe got another offer and bowed out.

King Ralph'ed by Angerisagift18 November 27, 2012

eye m sofa king we todd ed 

A funny way to say "I am so fucking retarded". Mostly used by drunks to fool their friends.

"Hey dude, read this."
"Eye M Sofa King We Todd Ed... huh?"
"Hey everyone, James says he's retarded!"

eye m sofa king we todd ed by Chipperbud October 18, 2013

I am sofa king we todd ed 

I am so fucking retarded.

i am sofa king we todd ed for pussy.

I am sofa king we todd ed by sofa king pimp March 30, 2010

eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed 

well you are, just read it fast, you know?

Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!

eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed by Rick May 18, 2004

You. Sofa King, we taught Ed 

Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be thought of as a trick to gullible people.

Person- You. Sofa King, we taught Ed. (You so f-cking retarded.)
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*

You. Sofa King, we taught Ed by StatenIslander December 30, 2007