a self proclaimed "autistic retard" youtube and twitch streamer and infamous lolcow known for:
searching for an "of age, alive, consenting, human, non-related, cisgendered biologically female goth girlfriend"
calling himself a satanic wizard who creates and sells DIY wands
acting as an unpaid unofficial sponsor of "tactical soap"
referring to himself as a "sexy goth bad boy" despite being balding and suffering from an 8 year dry spell (though he misremembers it as 5 years due to an alleged sex encounter that happened while he was unconscious which nobody can vouch for)
adopting a praying mantis and feeding it garbage, resulting in her death to which he decided to tape the corpse to a new wand as a memento
unknowing killing his elderly dog "Obie" by feeding him bare "weed nugs"
engaging in drunken "gender relations rants" on a daily basis
becoming blackout drunk on a daily basis
having a vehement hatred for The Vegan Teacher
believing that he is lusted over by every woman in Casper, Wyoming through the use of tactical soap despite never actually getting anywhere
being the "Boglim of Casper", born from a mispronunciation of the word "goblin" from fellow blind lolcow "Cool Taste"
being evicted from his apartment for charring the walls and ceiling with cigarette smoke rot and waking up his neighbors with drunken gender relations rants
etc.
searching for an "of age, alive, consenting, human, non-related, cisgendered biologically female goth girlfriend"
calling himself a satanic wizard who creates and sells DIY wands
acting as an unpaid unofficial sponsor of "tactical soap"
referring to himself as a "sexy goth bad boy" despite being balding and suffering from an 8 year dry spell (though he misremembers it as 5 years due to an alleged sex encounter that happened while he was unconscious which nobody can vouch for)
adopting a praying mantis and feeding it garbage, resulting in her death to which he decided to tape the corpse to a new wand as a memento
unknowing killing his elderly dog "Obie" by feeding him bare "weed nugs"
engaging in drunken "gender relations rants" on a daily basis
becoming blackout drunk on a daily basis
having a vehement hatred for The Vegan Teacher
believing that he is lusted over by every woman in Casper, Wyoming through the use of tactical soap despite never actually getting anywhere
being the "Boglim of Casper", born from a mispronunciation of the word "goblin" from fellow blind lolcow "Cool Taste"
being evicted from his apartment for charring the walls and ceiling with cigarette smoke rot and waking up his neighbors with drunken gender relations rants
etc.
casper female who is of age, alive, and consenting; "damn! that saunders guy is such a sexy goth bad boy! i wish i hadn't rejected him in high school! WAAAAAAAAH!"
joshua f. saunders aka kingcobrajfs: "haha yess."
joshua f. saunders aka kingcobrajfs: "haha yess."
by SQUID96 May 25, 2022