Raver #1: What's poppin', you pie-eating toolbag? You going to Kilp E-Pull tonight?
Raver #2: Hell yeah I'm going to Kilp E-Pull! What do I look like, a lumpy sack of cabbage?
Eavesdropper: No! Why? Murder's hella impolite, you pinko-commie douche-canoes!
Raver #1: Get in the know, you idiotic ass box.
Raver #2: Yeah! Check out Hard-Pressed's Facebook page and get with it, you white trash rectum goblin!
Raver #2: Hell yeah I'm going to Kilp E-Pull! What do I look like, a lumpy sack of cabbage?
Eavesdropper: No! Why? Murder's hella impolite, you pinko-commie douche-canoes!
Raver #1: Get in the know, you idiotic ass box.
Raver #2: Yeah! Check out Hard-Pressed's Facebook page and get with it, you white trash rectum goblin!
by Hard-Pressed Entertainment December 20, 2020