Kiln

to define an uncomfortable silence or to make what someone just said sound pointless or boring.

when conversation in a room suddenly comes to silence possibly due to what someone has said.... reply kiln.

by spit facts April 16, 2009

kiln

an embarassing situation, person of thing. down to the fact that, if placed in a kiln, ones face will be come red

kiln.
joe is a kiln.
that was a kiln
kiln.

by under where? May 15, 2005

kiln

Kiln Is a noun referred to an angry person.

I was a kiln, after a trip that was only filled with falling wrongly in love, of my brother!

by man!? March 25, 2017

kiln shit

A super heated shit that becomes part of the bowl.

Watch the kiln shit next time dude, I had to scrub the bowl for an hour.

by Wrinklefingers69 October 02, 2017

Beef Kiln

Farting in a sauna. The heat mixes with the methane and hydrogen sulfide to form an acrid hot gas that burns the nostrils. A beef kiln is considered worse than leaving a farting gift in an elevator. Quite embarrassing when a stranger (especially of the opposite sex) enters soon afterwards.

Olaf (in sauna): Prrrp! A beef kiln! Time to go, methinks!
Erika (entering sauna): Oh God Olaf, not again! That gas is making me cry!

by coazeau June 28, 2011

even kiln

to be on the straight and narrow, not mentally unwell.

I want to be on an even kiln.

by OfTroy March 18, 2016

Kiln Farmer

An overly enthusiastic art teacher

"Mr.art I finished my artwork" "Get in the kiln," said the Kiln Farmer

by Beans_Time June 29, 2020