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An Italian/Irish midget who jacks off with a slice of pizza:
and eats pasta sexualy;)

How to Impress Kieran:Show up naked, Bring Beer.
Dad:"umm Kieran why does your cruch smell like pizza?"
Kieran pizza mayn :"it was hungry..."
by Ania polish builder April 13, 2009
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