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Hot older women who are absolutely lovely in every, single way. They are kind, loving and always look out for you. They are great listeners and amazing at giving advice. If you know one keep them hold on to them. You don’t ever want to let go of a Lady Kreimeyer!
That lass just gave me a flower she must be a kreimeyer.
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Kielmeyer 

A "female" human with the build of Brian Urlacher.
I am scared to death of Kielmeyer.
Kielmeyer by Flexington May 8, 2009
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Hot Kreimer 

The act of taking one's feces, warm urine, and self-induced vomit and combining the above 3 into a mixing bowl. Next the perpetrator uses this very greasy, gooey, warm mixture and masturbates himself to climax over and over again.
Man, I was bored as fuck last night so I decided to try out the Hot Kreimer technique. Oh Boy was it great!
Hot Kreimer by Chevy March 17, 2004
to be hammered to the point of uncoheirence. to be so drunk you can not remember anything. Many times, you have several one night stands because of being kreimered
the nun got so kreimered at the party that she was in a threesome!
kreimer by jessjess16 March 16, 2007

Kronmeyer 

German word that means "crown maker". Often used as a last name.
Anyone with the last name "Kronmeyer" probably has come from a family that used to make crowns during the middle ages.
Kronmeyer by R Kronmeyer March 6, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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