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Yo, Nightmare Squad gave that guy a nasty kiffy.
kiffy by Prism968 November 28, 2009
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Kieffy • kiffy • kieff • Kieffer • Keffy • kieffa • Kieffer Moore • kiefly • kiffyn • Kneffy
A firefighter nap. Usually done in a recliner in the middle of the day.
Jamie was so tired after that EMS run to the nursing home that he needed to take a Kneffy.
Kneffy by LT MB November 24, 2020
Kieffer: One who smokes immense ammounts of weed, ganga, dope, green. The one of Iron longs.

The Cheef King, Kieffer The Cheefer, Keef, Keef Kat
Dan: "Aye bro, you know Kieffer?!"

Rick: "Yea the Keef Meister?"

Dan: "Yea the Cheef King, bro!"

Rick: "Bro he's a baddd mother fucka, Cheefin that Keef all day long!"

Dan: "On the real! Iron longs man."

See: Cheef, Keef
Kieffer by KeefKat October 27, 2010
n. - the expelled sludge resulting from a clothes hanger abortion
She forgot to wipe the keffy off of her shoes after taking care of business.

Someone left their keffy all over the bathroom floor!
Keffy by JDizzle85 July 13, 2014
It's the ship name of the most popular sports couple of the Philippines. It's the combined names of Basketball and Volleyball Phenoms, Kiefer and Alyssa. They are known for their multiple championships and MVPs.
I want what KiefLy have.
kiefly by sb19x15 October 6, 2020
A cat. Or more specifically, a russain cat.

Comes from the root word of kitty, which, in ancient Russain Culture meant the name that all Russain's would call their feline companions. Also refers to a vicious and heartless individual.
"That kiffy tried to attack me"

"My kiffy shits in a box"
Kiffy by makalator October 15, 2011
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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