Kids in a sandbox

A reference to a video on the internet in which a woman viciously rams a dildo into a man's penis as you hear his screaming in agony.

I pissed blood for a month after she pulled the "kids in a sandbox" on me!

by poopmaster5000 November 3, 2006

Kids in a sandbox

Probably one of the most misleading sites on the web. The video is around 10 seconds long. It starts out like a regular porn video, a girl and a guy are in a 69 position having sex. All of a sudden the girl sticks out some sort of plastic dildo and constantly jams it in the guy's cum hole. Moaning ensues, and the penis nearly splits open. It's a loop video.

Me: Hey, Nick, watch kids in a sandbox *Gives link*

Nick: Uh is that kids playing in a sandbox?

Me: Yeah... just click the link

Nick: *Clicks* Hey this is a porn si- WHAT THE FUCK!

by Some Twink May 14, 2011

Kids in a Sandbox

Kinds in a Sandbox is a disgusting video in which a woman shoves a vibrator into the urethra of a man

Kids in a Sandbox is a nasty form of female domination

by Shahnawaz December 13, 2007

Kids In A Sandbox

Something you don't wanna search, unless you have odd kinks, this video starts normally like a roleplay/fantasy pornographic video, until a maniac woman shoves a dildo into her partner's urethra, yes,you heard that right
If you are a man I strongly don't recommend watching it

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Tyler:"Yesterday Jane inserted a dildo into my urethra. "

John:" What the actual fuck, are you okay? "
Tyler:"After she removed the dildo I had huge aches in my prostate and my bladder, and I am urinating blood now."
John:"...Kids In A Sandbox"

by Cuppen Muggen June 30, 2022

2 kids in a sandbox

adj
1.adj.Severe pain being inflicted onto a male genital.
2.A Guy that is allowing a girl to shove a dildo in his penis. Enough Said.

Damn that looks Painful. Good thing im not the 2 kids in a sandbox.

by gollygosh1234567 April 6, 2009

Two Kids in a Sandbox

The single most disgusting video on the web, in which a dude gets a dildo shoved in his penis.

Boy 1 "do you want to cry boy 2"
Boy 2 "yes"
Boy 1 "Watch Two kids in a sandbox"
Boy 2 "crying"

by OUCH!!! September 28, 2009

Two Kids in a Sandbox

The most disturbing video a guy could watch; a video that shows a women shoving a dildo down a man's penis.

Guy 1: Hey, go watch two kids in a sandbox.

Guy 2: Hell no!

by That_Guyy January 14, 2010