kidneys

a younger version of Adult knees

the little bastard kept falling on his kidneys.

by willy b quick October 26, 2003

Dingo's Kidneys

A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.

Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!

by wfly81 July 1, 2014

would you like one of my kidneys with that?

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.

'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'

by necrophilicdemoness January 22, 2008

Justice Kidneys

A wrenching feeling contracted in the abdominal region following a sudden and usually violent act of justice or retribution.

"So anyway, I got justice kidneys when Batman beat the shit out of that thug."

by Hossbogger July 8, 2012

My Kidneys Have Exploded

Ryan Keith Follese's impression on "My ovaries have exploded"

Beautiful Freak: OMG MY KIDNEYS HAVE EXPLODED
Normal Person: what but I thought it was ovaries
Beautiful Freak:...
Normal Person:...

by Spec17 January 5, 2013

shy kidneys

When you can't pee in the presence of other people.

I can't piss in this urinal, because i have shy kidneys.

by blinded October 7, 2008

affordable kidneys

when you go to Vegas and wake up in a bath tub with your kidneys certainly missing, you must get an affordable kidney otherwise you will commit death

aw shucks i just swallowed an affordable kidney (affordable kidneys: kidneys that are affordable)

by vital organ December 13, 2017