Kidney Gauntlet

Requires 6 Kidney stones to activate; when wearing, snap fingers to remove half of the world's kidneys (RIP people with one kidney).

You see, I have the Kidney Gauntlet; I am inevitable...

Kidney Gauntlet by Plumbus_Plumber March 5, 2020

nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet 

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.

have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?

nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet by iimcrimson February 17, 2025