What we guys do to girls: 1in an emergency, 2to teach a lesson,3 to make her cry 4 for fun Ha Ha
Instead of flipping her the bird, he gave her a sharp kick in the vagina.
Are you going to shut your mouth or must I kick you so hard in the vagina that you'll get your period a month early?
Did you hear how high her voice was after he gave her that kick in the vagina?
Girls eyes always look so funny after a good surprise kick in the vagina...Ha Ha
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"