Kia Stinger

The Kia Stinger is one of the greatest cars ever made. Incredibly fast and agile, beautifully appointed, and very stealth… the Stinger blows BMWs and Audis costing twice as much right off the line.

The Kia Stinger is driven by visionary, trendsetting people that don’t need to prove their masculinity by overpaying for a label.

Stinger drivers are generally the most masculine people in the community, and research has shown they are ALWAYS far more masculine than their Beta Bro kin.

Holy crap! Did you see that car that just blew by Todd!? That thing was beautiful!! What kind of car do was that!?

Well my little bro, that was a Kia Stinger!

Kia Stinger by Westside3Sixty July 16, 2022

Kia Stinger

A shitty sports sedan that's made by one of the most shittiest car companies out there right now. And what I mean by shitty, is that it's quality on the whole car is not there, their transmissions are garbage, and both of their turbocharged 2.0L I4 and 3.3L V6 engines are not strong whatsoever. Even though Hyundai thought about throwing in the 5.0L V8 with a whopping 420 horsepower that was formally used in the Genesis G80 and G90, but with all these dumbass ratings and all other bureaucratic bullshit that's blocking most car companies from making natural aspirated engines, Hyundai decided to ditch the decision and throw in their shitty turbocharged engines that are not as fast as the V8 which I believe was a dumb decision that was made. The Kia Stinger is an awesome looking car, there's no lie about that. But do not, and I mean DO NOT, let the looks fool you! It can be a real pain to maintain these vehicles. Whenever it gets used liberally, everything will wear out like crazy. Just beware everyone. Don't buy a Stinger! Period!

Bro! My Kia Stinger is fucking awesome man!

Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!

Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!

Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!

Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!

Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?

Um... Uhh......

Me: Exactly bitch!

Kia Stinger by Shb99 March 15, 2023

Kastinger 

Austrian Name, probably the best ever!

Super cool and friendly people, also very funny and they can drink beer like it's water

Mr Kastinger is going to the party.

Kastinger by Axel572 November 23, 2021