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khrystos 

An epic dude who works hard and is the best mofo in town. is an extreme balla.
Wow that dude was such a Khrystos.
khrystos by TheDefiner789 December 13, 2016
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Khrystos 

He is super hot and is sexually active all the time. He has a giant penis (15 inches)
WOW YOU ARE A Khrystos
Khrystos by Bigniggadave March 30, 2022
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A boy who is very smart. He may not be that attractive when young but when he gets older he is so hot that he is buring down forests. He usually has olive/tan skin, wavy/curly dark brown hair, and has dreamy dark brown eyes that mess you up when you look into them. He usually has a funny sense of humor and isn't shy at all, he also has a big butt. He may be clumsy causing him to not be as athletic, so going the athletic route won't help thats why he goes into business making new inventions making billions for the future using his smart ass brain.
Damn is that Krystos from highschool???
Why is he so frickin smart????
Did his butt get bigger or is it just me??
Krystos by Lemon77 September 21, 2017

Khrystopher 

It’s not fully Khrystopher’s fault he embraces the typical mean boy personality. He often walks around the school as if it belongs to him, and he won't hesitate to contest anyone who believes differently, thriving off the fear and intimidation he traffics in from his fellow classmates. Khrystopher’s more notable personality traits typically consist of him being shallow, vain, and conceited. Not to mention he is unquestionably self-absorbed. Khrystopher tries to be kind at times, though most of the time, when he is kind, he uses his kindness to use people to his advantage. He also loves dark clothing. He has a punk rock catalog in his music, like most rebels do. He tends to be manipulative when he really wants something.
“Oh my god is that Khrystopher? Stay away from him.”
Khrystopher by ChocolateWithNutss February 17, 2019
Smart, sweet and funny, and is hot AF. He is extremely talented with instruments and will always play your favourite songs. He is really good in bed and always pleases you. If you get a Krystos, you are really lucky, since he is the gift of god and has a 15cm dick.
Girl:Omg is that Krystos
Girl 2: Yes, he is soooo hot
Krystos by BoosssBITchMuthaFUCKAr November 28, 2019
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