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Kezma is another way of saying "Kiss my"

First heard connected to the "Penis Volcano" fake video game clip, posted by Magapocrypha on July 29th, 2018. and posted to imgur, 9gaag and various other sites. Now copied and reposted, the word has become common around the memey parts of the internet.
Guy 1: Does anyone know what game this is?
Guy 2: No but it looks horrible.
Guy 1: Yeah but, it's Kezma!
Guy 2: Kezma?
Guy 1: yeah, kezma Azz Bitch!
Kezma by NetCrawler July 29, 2018
Related Words
Kezma • kezmar • Kežmarok • Kemal • kekma.ga • Kemani • kenma kozume • Kemar • Kemma • Kemarion
A word originating with Magapocrypha's fake "Penis Volcano" video game clip, meaning "Kiss my".
Guy 1: Hey does anyone know what game this is?
Guy 2: No, it looks horrible though.
Guy 1: Yeah but, it's kezma!
Guy 2: What's Kezma
Guy 1: You can kezma azz/balls/dick/penis b!tch
Kezma by NetCrawler July 29, 2018
A beutiful girl with a carring hart amazing prsonallity when you meat a kezma be very carefull of what you say thei are verry sensitive loves to laugh she has a feitish for lolliepops and cant go a second without music very lovable and very feisty when you meet a girl like kezma give her all the love in the world
I wish my girlfriend was a Kezma
Kezma by Kezma March 5, 2019

Jebediah Kerman 

Jebediah Kerman is the centerpiece of the religion known as 'Kerbalism.'
Josh: heil jebediah kerman
Clyde: amen
Jebediah Kerman by I. Hate. Life. November 2, 2020

kenma-ism 

kenma-ism is a religion were we all pray to kenma, in this religion we either simp for kenma or we kin kenma
“idk how to write sentances, i never passed english, but don’t be shy follow kenma-ism”
kenma-ism by _kenmaswaifu October 30, 2020

kenma kinnie 

sleep deprived organisms that stay up at night scrolling on their phone. they barely drink any water and have a pretty bad posture. they mostly have 2-4 friends oh, and they pretty much already lost all their motivation to do anything. some of them are even secretly in love with their best friend(.??)
“Oh she’s a kenma kinnie she’s gotten literally almost no sleep”
kenma kinnie by raynotfound November 4, 2020
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