Keystone Pipeline

An innovation for the delivery of cheap, flavorless beer to parties.

Did you hear about the protests of the Keystone Pipeline? I assume it's because they want us to provide premium kegs at the party.

Keystone Pipeline by BenJoviUSA April 2, 2014

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Keystone Pipeline

When you are having intercourse at a gas station and you shove the gas pump up your partners ass and pump a full gallon into their bowels.

I was getting kinky the other day at the gas station and really gave my friend Christian the ol' Keystone Pipeline.

Keystone Pipeline by lemonhunter87 April 6, 2017

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Keystone Pipeline

When you hit on a chick in a bar and get SHUTDOWN

He asked her to do the Alaskan Pipeline, but she pulled a Joe Biden and gave him the Keystone Pipeline instead

Keystone Pipeline by Jkprecision October 12, 2023

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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