Key Ring 

Hardware that conveniently allows an individual to lose all essential keys at once.

I'm so glad I bought that personalized key ring, now the person that finds it can drive my car to my house and go in my office to unlock my safe without ANY trouble.

Key Ring by Youknowyadayada July 20, 2010

key ring party

When at a party/gathering, all the men place their key rings into a bowl. Next, each woman takes a turn and grabs a key ring at random. Which ever ring she pulls, is the man she sleeps with.

Mary and I hooked up last night at a key ring party.

key ring party by THE Dolla Bill September 11, 2010

keyring 

a ring that holds your keys which is very good for, when in a brawl, sticking your finger through the ring and smacking somone in the face with the sharp, metal keys.

willie got in a fight with leroy, so he whipped out his keyring on leroy. unfortunatly, leroy had a nine, and he capped that nigga to death!

keyring by billybobjoecletusclem June 20, 2004

keyring 

I am sorry you had to wait so long outside my door. They asked me to work longer. Without the extra pay!
But i did it to gain more time and freedom in the future. With you. I had them replicate my key so you can get in when im not there. Make yourself at home. I hid it in that place you know, only you know where.

I gave you the key and the keyring.

keyring by Krkič April 12, 2021

Keyringillitus 

Feeling ill from a keyring.

Came down with a case of awful keyringillitus last week!

Keyringillitus by haliens13 September 26, 2018

keyring 

the iconic pop artist girly (noun)

typically describes a particular type of woman who embodies these certain qualities.

"Did you see keyring performing last night? I think she licked the stage."

keyring by holeanthropology August 16, 2022

little keyring 

innuendo for small penis

your little keyring is hanging out

little keyring by Harry Y December 15, 2008