Key'Zjon

A Key'Zjon is someone who clowns all the time and is looked at as the jokester in a friend group. He makes everyone around him smile and laugh. A Key'Zjon is usually attracted to anime and video games; which he very well spends most of his time on. He is intelligent but at times can be really stupid, blurting out the dumbest things. A person like this has a childlike mind. Therefore, this person is very imaginative and creative. A Key'Zjon is known to be a very horny person, having the sex drive of a Mythological Greek creature known as the Satyr. This also means that they're very hairy around the legs and most likely other body parts. Many girls tend to cling to this person due to his funny and creative personality. This person almost always ends up with silly nicknames, given by his close friends or family members. In relationships, he's very loyal and sensitive deep down. This goes for non-intimate relationships as well such as friendships. He's very caring and sarcastic with his friends. A Key'Zjon is known to stay by his friends side from the start and sit on the sidelines as he watches his friends progress with his unconditional support.
Example
Jennifer: Hey Key'Zjon, you're so funny!
Ashayla: Who's Key'Zjon again?
Jennifer: The guy over there acting like a goofball.
Ashayla: Ah, ok. Yea, I guess he's bit a funny lol.
Example
Michael: Wassup Key'Zjon, tell us a joke.
Example
Jordan: This guy Key'Zjon is such a clown.
Alex: What you mean?
Jordan: He always acting stupid and doing goofy shit.
Alex: Lol, I want to meet him.
Jordan: Go ahead, he's a cool guy.
by Books4Sale July 03, 2020
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