Kevalations

Kevalations is a religion where you are taught about the right of cheating and manipulation.

Have you read the new verse of Kevalations

Cheating is an know act in Kevalations

by Kevzino July 04, 2023

Keval

KEVAL A MAN WHO IS DESTINED FOR GREATNESS
A LEADER
A SUPERSTAR

HIS DESTINY IS TO GET WITH HIS TRUE LOVE, HE WILL NEVER STOP WHATEVER IT TAKES.

Keval is a leader

by Urban superstar February 20, 2019

Keval

Being a complete wastman, and very likely to make a complete fool out of himself.
Someone who can only talk if able to use derogitory words such as "oi dickhead/pussyole".

"hey man did you hear Johnny did a Keval last night"
"oh really what did he do?"
"he tripple crowned himself and was then caught masterbating in a cave!"
"haha what a keval"

ALSO "he's such a Keval"
and

"that guy just called me a fassio!"

- "what a Keval"

by Carte Blanche December 03, 2009

The Keval

A type of dance originated in Rexdale, Toronto, Canada where a person with thurst their hips in a 'humping' motion has the dancers arm move rapidly up and down.

Did you see steve at the club last night? He got the whole place to do The Keval

by TRXmaster November 23, 2009

The Keval

The classic prank populated in the early 21st century by AJ "the Animal" Keval, characterized by the "tell your team not to show up for the important meeting with the VP and get them all fired" gag.

"Did you hear about Tim? He got the Keval right in the culo."

by roderick ang December 07, 2007

Keval

When someone's face appears older than it should.

That girl has a good body but that's one keval face

by Mr_Durban March 04, 2014

Keval

He is THE MAN ! Not like any ordinary Person bitches, he is THE MAN. He has got the biggest cock of all time and yes you heard that right bitch.

A Keval can make ya'll laugh the most and he is destined to find the love of his life by this way as well.

He is too OP and ya'll should subscribe to Pewdiepie.

KEVAL IS LORD
WORSHIP TO GOD KEVAL

by biradar November 24, 2021