Kettle Bum

when you go for a poo and you have the worst ring sting known to man!
by ADEVANS90 April 03, 2011
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Kettle-cook ya bum

Being so mad at someone when you see them you want to pick them up and throw them on top of a kettle top.
Man this bitch be trippin, I'm bout to kettle-cook ya bum when she walk in.
by Brookegivsrimjobs2kitty June 27, 2016
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