Kermit Hat 

A very epic hat.

Noob: Wow Jair that is a very epic hat!

Jair: No shit... it's a Kermit Hat.

Kermit Hat by Jairsarus rex January 16, 2011

kermitation

When you want to Kermit sewer side but you can’t because you need to keep worshipping your idol kermit the frog

kermitting

kermitation, EX: i wish i could just kermitate myself

kermitation by kermitISking September 18, 2018

kermiteatsrice 

An actual god, forever known as the creator of the world and all in it. The most handsome man ever, very charming and funny. Always makes people laugh and attracts females like a magnet. Has a massive schlong

"woah get out of the way here comes kermiteatsrice"

kermiteatsrice by KermitEatsRice January 22, 2022

kermiteatsrice 

some tall dumbass who likes to make small wooden objects. this species of being usually has a watch on, without it he will stay in his cave for all of time. this species can also be found marvelling over something ancient and shiny most of the time. enjoys: scaling anything tall, algebra (somehow), boobs, and any kind of cat imaginable.

and no, it will never tell the meaning of its name.

I've spotted a kermiteatsrice in its natural habitat! carving a small wooden house!!

kermiteatsrice by Eibadoesgames March 24, 2022