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kermitation

When you want to Kermit sewer side but you can’t because you need to keep worshipping your idol kermit the frog

kermitting
kermitation, EX: i wish i could just kermitate myself
kermitation by kermitISking September 18, 2018

kermiteatsrice 

An actual god, forever known as the creator of the world and all in it. The most handsome man ever, very charming and funny. Always makes people laugh and attracts females like a magnet. Has a massive schlong
"woah get out of the way here comes kermiteatsrice"
kermiteatsrice by KermitEatsRice January 22, 2022

kermiteatsrice 

some tall dumbass who likes to make small wooden objects. this species of being usually has a watch on, without it he will stay in his cave for all of time. this species can also be found marvelling over something ancient and shiny most of the time. enjoys: scaling anything tall, algebra (somehow), boobs, and any kind of cat imaginable.

and no, it will never tell the meaning of its name.
I've spotted a kermiteatsrice in its natural habitat! carving a small wooden house!!
kermiteatsrice by Eibadoesgames March 24, 2022

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026