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That Dog is such a Kerkko!
Kerkko by George Soros's Puppet December 1, 2021
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Kerknock is really harsh punch in the head, the ker is derived from the sound of the fist flying through the air.. keeeerr knock!
Jim was talkin about mike's mom and suddenly mike kerknocked him!
kerknock by Adam Guri February 15, 2008
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kekko desu 

Japanese: "No thanks", "I'm cool", "It's okay" - basically, a halfway polite, understated refusal. Only used by true otaku (who seem to have picked it up from watching anime subtitled) or actual Japanese people. Not to be confused with "kekkon suru" - to get married.
Friends: "Wanna dress up like maids with us?"
You: "Kekko desu."
kekko desu by mDuo13 February 13, 2007

kerklopikins 

The sound a horse's hooves make if it trips while galloping.
Horse galloping sounds: "gallop gallop gallop, *trips* kerklopikins!"
kerklopikins by Kerklopikins May 31, 2022

Kerikovism 

Kerikovism is a style of government originating and prevalent in a discord soviet union mock government. Despite it's terrible reputation outside of Kerikovist servers, members of Kerikovist servers seem to enjoy the servers and their communities. Kerikovists want outsiders to understand that they're just a community rather than hard core roleplayers, and that they aren't aiming for "true communism" or "historical accuracy," but rather just a place to chill and have fun.
Kerikovism has an undeserved stigma within the mock-government community.
Kerikovism by mydogisfast November 29, 2021

Kerkhoven 

Someone who really needs to watch herself that she doesn't get hurt! :S Luv you!
"There's that crazy Kerkhoven!"
Kerkhoven by You should know. October 9, 2003
When something is super delicious, it's a kerko.
"Wow this spring roll is so good it's such a kerko
Kerko by Borneo Student Association February 16, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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