Kerb Stomp

When someone wants to fuck with you, so you push them into the gutter, lift up their face and use your foot to smash their face against the gutter kerb. Resulting in a bloody mess.

Glen wanted to fuck with Tom, but Tom was like no way and destroyed his face with a kerb stomp.

by WReCkeD Yo fACe May 27, 2009

Kerb Stomp

When someone wants to fuck with you, so you push them into the gutter, lift up their face and use your foot to smash their face against the gutter kerb. Resulting in a bloody mess.

Tom wanted to fuck with Glen, but Glen was like no way and destroyed his face with a kerb stomp.

by xcellent May 28, 2009

Kirbstomp

When a dirty old librarian takes part in the act of booting someone from her library after having a thorough speech with them and threatening a detetion.

"Often the children are kirbstomped for playing games on the computer."

"Dude, I totally got kirbstomped with like 5 other kids.... it was a world record."

by suckitpcd November 18, 2009

kurbstomp

A beautiful buff man. So hot that you can spot him from a mile away. He so charasmatic he can make anyone and will make anyone fall inlove. Watch out before he steals yo girl.

Weakie: Have you seen kurbstomp recently
Kayak: Yeah he was busy with all the baddies blowing up his phone

by inkayakwetrust March 24, 2024