Kentucky Pancake

You’ll need someone old age for this to get that wrinkly pancake effect. Anyway the Kentucky Pancake is a famous sexual ceremony where maple syrup and crisped bacon is poured into a crack of an old folk. Propane is then sniffed to get that dizzy headache effect and you then proceed to motor boat the inside of the crevice.
- Woah man you made lovely Kentucky Pancake pancakes today thanks! My headache is absolutely killing me!

- Yeee well here in Kentucky us old folks do our community a favour for the tradition of our delicious home made Kentucky Pancakes! Best in the South, I’ll say!
by Officer Party Hard July 14, 2019
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Kentucky Pancake

When a fat woman inadvertently roll over onto someone in their sleep.
I must’ve been snoozin’ for a bruisin’ last night cause my wife hit me with the ol’ Kentucky Pancake.
by KentuckyFunky March 09, 2025
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