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Kemu is a thing. A person. A human one... or at least they try to be, they are addicted to high intelligence and hate anybody with small dick energy. They also have the hairline of a disabled old man and befriend psychotic old men. Preferably directly from the nursing home.
If you see a black figure lurking in the back of a room, run. It's a Kemu.
Kemu by Kemoo February 1, 2022
A person who is many positive things: goodlooking, loving, kind, honest, sweet, sensitive, encouraging, funny, loves God, hard working, thankful, outgoing, supportive, and doesn't give up.
"Kemuel he is one of a kind."
kemuel by BigBootywitaBigheart December 22, 2016
Related Words
kemuel • Kemu • Kemua • kemuella • kemuma • kemun • kemuni • Kemuning • Kemunto • Kemura
Man he looks like Kemuya
Kemuya by Potato1209 May 3, 2018
A introverted/extroverted grey cat who likes to adorn himself in hoodies. Typically doesn’t like human contact with unknown people.
Person: “Should I go meet Kemuri?”
Other Person: “That’s probably not a good idea, he doesn’t like meeting new people.”
Kemuri by TheHoodedCat December 28, 2019
Boss Move Or A Person Who Plays There Part Perfectly, Mostly About Money in very Loyal
kemuni by JuniorTi January 17, 2017
Kemuella is a person that is honorable, nice, sweet, kind, fair, sometimes ignorant, loyal, brilliant, sometimes stubborn, and helpful. She is always considering how people feel and care about more than looks. She cares about a person's personality. She is that one person that you cant believe actually exists. She is a great friend and a great person in general.
wow that person is so "kemuella"
kemuella by kemuella September 23, 2018
Kemunto is a beacon of light to everyone around her. She always looks for the best in people. Kemunto always lets her emotions be known, she can't help it, she thinks life is best lived as an open book. For this reason, hold your Kemunto's close because you won't come across that many people that you can trust to be so real, so genuine and so much fun. Not to mention she loves to dance, loves a good headwrap, is currently perfecting her candle lighting technique, doesn't watch her lectures and is SDA.
I can't wait until I see Kemunto again!
Kemunto by not kemunto November 22, 2021
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