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kyron kempson 

kyron kempson is extremely attractive with amazing hair, his hair is what defines him. He’s also better at rocket league than Isaac Collingwood the fat gym cunt.

Alexander James Kempton ;)) 

Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.
Jim: Oh boy here comes Jordan, Lets hope Alex doesn't do an Alexander James Kempton ;))
Historic translation: Old Irish, Gaelic, "Champion".

Modern translation: American-Englsih, A brash and confident individual who is intelligent and resourceful. You probably are not worthy enough to be in their presence.
I am kempion - you are not. Prove yourself to be worthy and make a gallant friend for life or prove yourslf unworthy and be ridiculed in ways you cannot fathom.
Kempion by Kempion December 29, 2007

Kempston Mouth 

the taste of vagina mixed with the lingering taste of alcohol that remains in your mouth throughout the day because the individual has eaten out a chick the night before after being very drunk and then was unable to brush their teeth throughout the day.
"man i had the taste of kempston mouth throughout the day because of that crazy night."
Kempston Mouth by AKemps June 23, 2009

kempton mcgregor

a stoopid adopted noob head nerd
yo why are u being such a kempton mcgregor
A really rude girl who always bullies people and cries all the time about things you would normally not cry about.
"Stop being such a kempton"

"You are definantly a kempton"

"She cries a lot. Lets call the baby Kempton."
kempton by TikkiTakki October 30, 2013
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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