Kelpy G 

The god of jazz, Kelpy G is the unsung hero of Spongebob Squarepants. Kelpy G's music will sooth your body and soul. The cult of Kelpy G is usually associated with this character, the cult aims to bring Kelpy G to every boy and girl, no LGBT though because Kelpy G hates libtards. Kelpy G spends his time on his TV show, and he also performs for the smellies. Kelpy G is the absolute best character in the Spongeoverse. Kelpy G is an avid supporter of Pro Life and Pro Guns, he usually appears at anti-lgbt and anti-liberal rallies

Have you heard Smooth Jazz by Kelpy G?
Yes, i love that song

Kelpy G by BobbyBBob April 12, 2019

Kelpy G 

The best smooth jazz artist known to man. First appearing in an episode of spongebob, although he has lived on well after his appearance on the show. He is now worshipped in a variety of ways; most notably the “Cult of Kelpy G.” Also you like jazz???

I just got done worshipping our lord and savior, Kelpy G, at the church of smooth jazz.

Kelpy G by Kreggery May 6, 2018

Kelpy G 

An infamous person during his time, however when he looks down, he recognizes the length of his penis is below that of average.

Kelpy G has a small cock.

Kelpy G by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper January 30, 2022

Kelpy G. 

A character in SpongeBob SquarePants who prodices the best smooth jazz you have ever heard. Also has awesome hair

Bro did u hear that new Kelpy G. Song it's lit.

Kelpy G. by Kelpygirl88 April 25, 2016

Cult of Kelpy G 

A cult consisting of smooth jazz enthusiasts. The only music allowed is that of Kelpy G’s. The cult has three tiers; the lowest being the slaves, the second being the disciples and the third being the Elite. These all hold different purposes in upholding Kelpy’s influence globally, however, the cult has one central prophet who interrupts the wisdom of Kelpy G and leads over the cult. To join simply stick or your pinkie and thumb finger and shake in a back and forth motion, while saying “mahala.”

Oh man! I just joined th cult of Kelpy G! The most littt of cults.

Cult of Kelpy G by Kreggery May 6, 2018

The Kelly Gang

A cartel from the game DopeWars (www.treadon.us) who pay tribute to Ned Kelly and his crew.

Game C1 Top Cartels (Over $400,000,000 or Top 5)
1 The Kelly Gang $2,159,302,899
2 $skeletons of society$ $2,056,987,941
3 C.A.$.H. $1,414,825,640
4 DOPE CONNECTIONS $1,335,029,217
5 The Kelly Gang $1,039,395,072
6 Vulture Squad $966,742,897
http://forum.oddthought.com/c-games/2863-game-c-round-19-scores.html

The Kelly Gang by PhillthyS March 15, 2009

Kelmy girls

mostly cake faced girls with extensions, foundation that doesnt match their faces, short skirts and think they can fight.
on the other hand really nice, funny girls who know how to party and are up for a good time

oi that girls hella hot she must be a Kelmy girls

or lol her skirts so short must be a Kelmy girls

Kelmy girls by kjhk;hk;hjk'jk; October 12, 2011