Kelp memes is the best Instagram page owned by a sexy guy with an android who has a very horny audience who like to make story’s about rats. Kelp also wants what we all do, Nancys Gawk Gawk 3000
“What is Nancy doing at Kelps house”
“Probably doing what she did to the jar to Kelp.Memes”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!