(Noun) The less than pleasurable poop taken the morning after a night of smoking marijuana as a result of consuming large amounts of bizarre foods.
I know man, and I paid for it this morning by taking a nasty kelp burger.
by The Amazing String-Beany December 7, 2010
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An admittedly unusual, special Bob's Burgers burger that features kelp
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Not If I Can Kelp It Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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