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A gruff sounding being that inhabits internet message boards slaying trolls and growling at newbies. Generally docile, but is quick to whack deserving targets. Also has a fondness for kittens.
So Aran was trolling some newbie, but then a mod came in and went all Kelmo on him. I think he got banned, but he totally deserved it.
Kelmo by SomeGuyCalledAlex July 18, 2011
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a musical instrument used to impress the ladies.
person 1: I play the kelbow.
person 2: wtf is a kelbow, am I stupid?
kelbow by LacJam March 24, 2020
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Keamogetswe 

Keamogetswes are very loving . They are the most sensitive people but they still manage to smile through their pain. They are very generous and they love to put other people's needs before their own. They often hurt themselves trying to protect other people's feelings. However they are very moody and get annoyed very easily. They love their space and are very cautious of the people they allow in their circle . They can be quiet and shy around people they're not used to but very talkative and loud around their friends. They have a good sense of humour.
Keamogetswe is a sneaky girl/boy
Keamogetswe by anonymous August 16, 2021

kelloggs trippa 

English people attempting to speak Greek and using the words Keloggs Trippa as an attempt at pronunciating "Kollo Trippa". The real pronunciation is Kollo trippa which means ass hole, chocolate starfish or rectum.
I absolutely pounded her Kelloggs trippa for several hours last night.
kelloggs trippa by Sixamenos August 28, 2018

Keamogetswe 

A loving person . Can be shy and quiet around people she/he is not used to but very talkative around her/his friends. A very moody person that gets annoyed by literally anything . Very cautious of the people she/he allows in her/his circle. Doesn't depend on anyone emotionally (can write you off from her/his life without thinking twice) . Keamogetswe is a giver , a cheerleader , a comedian and a protector . Can be sneaky at times .
Having a Keamogetswe in your life is a blessing!
Keamogetswe by anonymous August 16, 2021

Keamogetswe 

A person with a huge heart tht will love you but sometimes gets annoying but they have a go0d sense of humor and they are the best
Keamogetswe, they are loving and caring.
Keamogetswe by lil mr savage July 2, 2020
A tall handsome boy thats funny good with relationships and who has a abnormal penis up to 9 to 10 inches
Here comes keimon funny ass
keimon by Jania March 19, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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