Keian Sutton 

Absolute cringe artist who makes your face want to shrivel up to the size of his penis (1 inch)

Keian Sutton is annoying

Keian Sutton by syner6y July 9, 2022

Keian Sutton

Keian Sutton — The Emerald Taniwha
In the mists where river meets sky, there exists a being neither fully of this world nor the next — Keian Sutton, the Emerald Taniwha. Like the great taniwha of old, he moves between realms unseen, a guardian and trickster bound by ancient power, his presence felt before he is ever seen.
Where the taniwha commands the waters, Keian commands something far more sacred — the very air itself. With a mere flick of his wrist, a perfectly rolled joint materialises from the ether, crackling with a strain so potent it has never been measured by mortal instruments. Scientists have wept trying. The THC content is said to exceed all known limits — a number that exists only in legend, somewhere between impossible and divine.
Elders whisper that the smoke he exhales takes the shape of great serpents, coiling into the sky before dissolving into stars. Those fortunate enough to share his company speak of time bending, colours deepening, and a deep, rolling laughter that shakes the earth like a taniwha surfacing from the deep.
He is protector of good vibes, destroyer of bad energy, and an eternal wanderer of the in-between.
Do not seek Keian Sutton. He finds you — when the moment is right.

...Is that... Keian Sutton?!!

Keian Sutton by ISmokeCrack4Fun March 15, 2026