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A fun, lovable guy who is caring and loves to joke. He will make your day by talking to you and being your friend. He is also a caring fox.
Cohen: Have you talked to Keian?
Me: No, not yet, CD._.
Keian by SuperTiger December 5, 2018
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Pronounced 'Kee-on'

To Keian someone is a verb meaning to promise or act like you are going to do something, see something, go somewhere etc... and then to not full-fill said promise.

It can also mean to be consistently unreliable.

Past tense - Keian'd
Person1:"Hey man, is Tommy coming to the party?"
Person2:"Yeah, he said he'd come this morning.."
*Half way through the party*
Person1:"I think Tommy totally Keian'd you man.."
Person2:"Yeah, he's so unreliable"
Keian by Piepai May 24, 2010
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Keian Sutton 

Absolute cringe artist who makes your face want to shrivel up to the size of his penis (1 inch)
Keian Sutton by syner6y July 9, 2022

Keian Mcarthur 

An intelligent life form that must keep its long blonde locks of hair under the safe protection of a hat.
Where’s Keian Mcarthur gone? He’s probably just gone to the toilet again without asking the silly billy
Keian Mcarthur by Clarkey September 22, 2022

Keian Sutton

Keian Sutton — The Emerald Taniwha
In the mists where river meets sky, there exists a being neither fully of this world nor the next — Keian Sutton, the Emerald Taniwha. Like the great taniwha of old, he moves between realms unseen, a guardian and trickster bound by ancient power, his presence felt before he is ever seen.
Where the taniwha commands the waters, Keian commands something far more sacred — the very air itself. With a mere flick of his wrist, a perfectly rolled joint materialises from the ether, crackling with a strain so potent it has never been measured by mortal instruments. Scientists have wept trying. The THC content is said to exceed all known limits — a number that exists only in legend, somewhere between impossible and divine.
Elders whisper that the smoke he exhales takes the shape of great serpents, coiling into the sky before dissolving into stars. Those fortunate enough to share his company speak of time bending, colours deepening, and a deep, rolling laughter that shakes the earth like a taniwha surfacing from the deep.
He is protector of good vibes, destroyer of bad energy, and an eternal wanderer of the in-between.
Do not seek Keian Sutton. He finds you — when the moment is right.
Keian Sutton by ISmokeCrack4Fun March 15, 2026

dirty keian 

The dirty Keian is a public communists orgy event in which a group of 5 ft German men dressed up as the Teletubbies penetrate you with the many alternative dildos on their heads.....
During my family reunion, I went to my first dirty Keian down the street.
dirty keian by Your1and0nlyBeech April 16, 2020

Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus 

A sarcastic phrase used to satirize Reddit's often cringeworthy circlejerk culture and internet celebrity worship.

The phrase originates from combining various parts of Reddit culture including worshipping Keanu Reeves, the Skyrim "100" meme, "wholesome" culture, and the Big Chungus meme.
Guy (Sarcastically): Hey, look at me, I use Reddit and I follow all the latest internet trends! Wow that post is Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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