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Pronounced 'Kee-on'

To Keian someone is a verb meaning to promise or act like you are going to do something, see something, go somewhere etc... and then to not full-fill said promise.

It can also mean to be consistently unreliable.

Past tense - Keian'd
Person1:"Hey man, is Tommy coming to the party?"
Person2:"Yeah, he said he'd come this morning.."
*Half way through the party*
Person1:"I think Tommy totally Keian'd you man.."
Person2:"Yeah, he's so unreliable"
Keian by Piepai May 24, 2010
Related Words

Keian Sutton 

Absolute cringe artist who makes your face want to shrivel up to the size of his penis (1 inch)
Keian Sutton by syner6y July 9, 2022

Keian Mcarthur 

An intelligent life form that must keep its long blonde locks of hair under the safe protection of a hat.
Where’s Keian Mcarthur gone? He’s probably just gone to the toilet again without asking the silly billy
Keian Mcarthur by Clarkey September 22, 2022

Keian Sutton

Keian Sutton — The Emerald Taniwha
In the mists where river meets sky, there exists a being neither fully of this world nor the next — Keian Sutton, the Emerald Taniwha. Like the great taniwha of old, he moves between realms unseen, a guardian and trickster bound by ancient power, his presence felt before he is ever seen.
Where the taniwha commands the waters, Keian commands something far more sacred — the very air itself. With a mere flick of his wrist, a perfectly rolled joint materialises from the ether, crackling with a strain so potent it has never been measured by mortal instruments. Scientists have wept trying. The THC content is said to exceed all known limits — a number that exists only in legend, somewhere between impossible and divine.
Elders whisper that the smoke he exhales takes the shape of great serpents, coiling into the sky before dissolving into stars. Those fortunate enough to share his company speak of time bending, colours deepening, and a deep, rolling laughter that shakes the earth like a taniwha surfacing from the deep.
He is protector of good vibes, destroyer of bad energy, and an eternal wanderer of the in-between.
Do not seek Keian Sutton. He finds you — when the moment is right.
...Is that... Keian Sutton?!!
Keian Sutton by ISmokeCrack4Fun March 15, 2026

dirty keian 

The dirty Keian is a public communists orgy event in which a group of 5 ft German men dressed up as the Teletubbies penetrate you with the many alternative dildos on their heads.....
During my family reunion, I went to my first dirty Keian down the street.

Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus 

A sarcastic phrase used to satirize Reddit's often cringeworthy circlejerk culture and internet celebrity worship.

The phrase originates from combining various parts of Reddit culture including worshipping Keanu Reeves, the Skyrim "100" meme, "wholesome" culture, and the Big Chungus meme.
Guy (Sarcastically): Hey, look at me, I use Reddit and I follow all the latest internet trends! Wow that post is Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus!