Keg on Legs

A woman with a short, round body and small breasts--usually of a short height with stubby arms and legs. Not an attractive body type.

That chick is built like a keg on legs

Keg on Legs by Eurodude October 16, 2010

Keg on Legs

Girl who loves to drink, usually short build, preferably of Polish heritage, sometimes likes to rap to Eazy-E and falls down alot (due to the beer). Good time girls, basically.

It wasn't fun until that Keg on Legs showed up!

Keg on Legs by D Tracy September 8, 2005