Keg on Legs

A woman with a short, round body and small breasts--usually of a short height with stubby arms and legs. Not an attractive body type.

That chick is built like a keg on legs

by Eurodude July 06, 2010

Keg on Legs

Girl who loves to drink, usually short build, preferably of Polish heritage, sometimes likes to rap to Eazy-E and falls down alot (due to the beer). Good time girls, basically.

It wasn't fun until that Keg on Legs showed up!

by D Tracy August 23, 2005

keg leg

The soreness one feels in the legs after a long night of drinking. Usually coupled with beer shits.

"I totes have keg leg, bro"

by Harold Taint November 01, 2007

keg-leg

The act of duct-taping an empty beer keg to your left leg and walking around with it. You need something to do with that empty keg. And when people ask why you have a keg strapped to your leg answer with, "Arrrr, they was out of pegs."

"I'm bored and the beers gone. Time for some keg-legs"

by sbdrinker2009 May 09, 2006