Keep your hair on

Usually Used to tell somebody to not go on about something

Daniel: MATILDA WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NINTENDO SWITCH YOU THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW YOU WANKER

Matilda: Gee Keep Your Hair on

Daniel: My Hair is on thank you
Matilda: It’s a saying Dufus duh it’s not like something I’ve made up
Dainel: You are such a Wankstain
Matilda: Fuck you Cum

by Imposter 181 February 9, 2022

keep your hair on

to request someone to stay calm and not get annoyed

The general said keep your hair on during the meeting this time

by BottomDop February 22, 2022