Kebab shop
Kebab shop by Dozza13 April 29, 2014
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Kebab shop bird
A female, often fallen from the ugly tree, found in a late night food establishment. Gagging for it.
Having failed to pull all night, even having been unsuccessful in the quest for a ten-to-two bird, Jeffro saw that a kebab shop bird really had become the holy grail. Whilst in the queue for a dirty burger, Jeffro pulled a fat ginger bird with chilli sauce dribbling down her chin.
Kebab shop bird by Mike Ambrose January 26, 2006
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Kebab Shop Warrior
Kebab Shop Warrior: A person who frequents kebab shops late at night, often after a night out, treating the shop as a battleground. They start fights over queue-jumping or minor disputes and may follow people from nightclubs to the kebab shop, sometimes clashing with staff. These chaotic scenes can get messy, with food and chaos everywhere, and often lead to police involvement. Additionally, these escalations are sometimes filmed and shared on social media, quickly going viral and adding to the frenzy.
Lee: Bruv remember last night. We were sitting there in the kebab shop, and it was absolute metal. There were these two geezers fighting, and one of them tried to jump over the counter to get a kebab knife! The poor kebab workers were trying to hold him back, and meanwhile, this man's kebab went flying. It got punched out of his hands, it exploded everywhere, his face was a picture bruv well funny LOL, blood and kebabs all over the place! Honestly, it was like a scene from a movie. We definitely ran into a couple of kebab shop warriors that night! Bruv
Frank: Init bruv mental night out bruv.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: Init bruv mental night out bruv.
Lee: LOL.
Kebab Shop Warrior by Jamie Cheese December 27, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable