Kebab shop

A shop where you buy kebabs

I just bought a donor kebab from the kebab shop. Raise the roof.

by Dozza13 April 29, 2014

Kebab shop bird

A female, often fallen from the ugly tree, found in a late night food establishment. Gagging for it.

Having failed to pull all night, even having been unsuccessful in the quest for a ten-to-two bird, Jeffro saw that a kebab shop bird really had become the holy grail. Whilst in the queue for a dirty burger, Jeffro pulled a fat ginger bird with chilli sauce dribbling down her chin.

by Mike Ambrose January 26, 2006