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Slapped her kebab

Woman masterbating whilst partner in bed next to them
I was on twitter whilst she slapped her kebab.

kebabslackers 

Also known as the "rock mafia". A legend with roots from the town of Stenungsund in western Sweden. The legend tells of three young and skilled drivers who pushed the term of "streetracing" to it's edges. The three always seen togheter along with a brand new sportscar every week. Either at the pit stop of Stora Höga or GETSKÄRR (The Rock). The name kebabslackers was labeled by the community for their deep passion for kebab. A passion which was to be inherited by every single teenager - kebablovers who looked after the town.
- Ello, what to do?
- How about kebabslackin' at the rock?

- What if the bullies show up?
- Don't worry, I'm sure the kebabslackers will get rid of them.

- I can now be safe in my house.
- Yeah, thanks to the kebabslackers.

- That's a nice boyfriend you've got!
- Yeah, he's a real kebabslacker!
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026