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Keatton

A Keatton has L Rizz to the fullest degree and a very sad man all around, a real bummer to be around
Joe: Keatton has L Rizz
Sadie: this is facts
by Jimmy Winter February 8, 2023
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usually Keatton is a real asshole. He is a player who doesn’t give a damn about other people’s feelings.
Damn bro, Keatton got 4 new girlfriends in two weeks!
by saltierthanthesea February 23, 2019
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Buster Keaton

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.

During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.
I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.

Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14
by c.harris February 13, 2018
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Michael Keaton

Stimulant drug (Mephedrone)(MKAT)(Meow Meow) Once a man made legal high similar to amphetamine now illegal.
'A heathon from Eton.. On a bag of Michael Keaton'
by AJK23 January 14, 2020
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Keaton Albertson

An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.
"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."

"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
by mantidae July 6, 2009
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Keaton Garbage

When you slide in Steal The Bacon (A game played in phys ed) You sir are cheating
Keaton:Your cheating due to sliding. Andrew: Well they never said we couldn't slide.Hello Keaton Garbage.
by UjvalHater7 December 17, 2018
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Keaton

The best guy you will ever meet. He has perfect blue eyes. He second guesses himself even tho he's perfect. Usually only dates one girl for a long time and is very committed. He has the best friends ever. And he makes an amazing boyfriend. He's the best kisserrr ever. Anyone who meets him will fall in love with him right away.
Keaton's girlfriend: can I please have Keaton for the night? I want to me with him this time alone
Keaton's friends: no way! We get Keaton!
by Yassss September 15, 2014
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