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Scruffy, aspirational, philosophical type individual who specialises in sarcastic dry humour with a weird sense of irony and, coincedentally the same type of company to match.
Oh look it's Keatman, he'll be giving us a lecture on political correctness and then he'll be giving us another update on the joke front, very discretely but successfully winning our hearts and love. Run.
Keatman by Meaty face August 28, 2008
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Paying lip-service to an idea or ideology while secretly being opposed to it. Originally used of secret dissenters from Islam, it was applied by Czeslaw Milosz in his 1953 book The Captive Mind to those inwardly opposing Communist orthodoxy while appearing to comply with it dictates. See also shuck and jive.
In oppresive societies, many successful people practice ketman.
ketman by FourLegsGood January 30, 2021
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katmando 

The description of a woman whose sexual orientation is not entirely known (most likely lesbian) and then it is discovered she likes men...alot!...can't get enough penis...Ohhhh myyyyyy!
Matt: "Dude, so what do you think, is Katherine a lesbian or not?"
Jack: "No way dude, she's katmando."
Matt: "How the hell do you know?"
Jack: "I've been hittin' that sweetness for the last 3 months! She even let me give her a Rochester Red Hot!"
katmando by JacknRochNY January 14, 2009

keathany 

The best ship in the while universe of rafflesia international school puchong.
Omg is that keathany i am seeing?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
keathany by potaeto_a.r.m.y October 16, 2019

Pull a Katman 

The act of getting extremely pissed off over a meaningless trifle.
Person 1: "Hey, dude, that's the analog stick, not the d-pad. Use the d-pad."

Person 2: "FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE THIS FUCKING GAME SO I DON'T KNOW THE GOD DAMN CONTROLS YOU FUCKING FUCK HEAD! GOD, I HATE YOU FUCKING KIDS! I CAN NEVER GET A WORD IN WITH YOU FUCKERS TALKING ALL THE TIME! YOUR PARENTS GOT A DIVORCE TOO, YOU STUPID FUCK, SO SHUT YOUR SHIT-FILLED MOUTH!"

Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck? I was telling you how to play... Way to Pull a Katman there. Shit..."
Is a Charming boy and has a lot of friends. He is also very good at sports
My best friend is like Keathan charming and has lots of friends
Keathan by K.smooth23 August 10, 2017

Pull a Fucking Katman 

The act of getting extremely pissed over something incredibly minute.
Tyler: Dude, dude, Jake, is your wife's name gonna be Magnesium?

Jake: FUCK YOU TYLER, I FUCKING HATE YOU KID!

Tyler: WOW! Way to pull a fucking Katman there, buddy!
Pull a Fucking Katman by R-Holt7117 September 27, 2008