katman

(N.)a fat person who is fat and that thinks they are only 125 pounds and is a super jew. a katman thinks they are a bad ass by switching the black yamacas with the white yamacas. Katmans also get their nuts chopped off by little Taiwanese kids.
N. 2 having a small or "katman" penis and having 5 pubes and claiming to have a bush
(V.) when you pull a katman, you eat cup of soup noodles with your hands. You also eat food that belongs to other people, and then ask if you can eat it.
(V.2)If someone is ultimately friendzoned it is also pulling a katman.

Katman was ultimately friendzoned with Raquel at camp. He was like her brother

by Anonymous CLCer April 9, 2004

Pull a Katman

The act of getting extremely pissed off over a meaningless trifle.

Person 1: "Hey, dude, that's the analog stick, not the d-pad. Use the d-pad."

Person 2: "FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE THIS FUCKING GAME SO I DON'T KNOW THE GOD DAMN CONTROLS YOU FUCKING FUCK HEAD! GOD, I HATE YOU FUCKING KIDS! I CAN NEVER GET A WORD IN WITH YOU FUCKERS TALKING ALL THE TIME! YOUR PARENTS GOT A DIVORCE TOO, YOU STUPID FUCK, SO SHUT YOUR SHIT-FILLED MOUTH!"

Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck? I was telling you how to play... Way to Pull a Katman there. Shit..."

by xX C. P. Health Xx October 8, 2008

Pull a Fucking Katman

The act of getting extremely pissed over something incredibly minute.

Tyler: Dude, dude, Jake, is your wife's name gonna be Magnesium?

Jake: FUCK YOU TYLER, I FUCKING HATE YOU KID!

Tyler: WOW! Way to pull a fucking Katman there, buddy!

by R-Holt7117 September 27, 2008

Andrew's katana

Andrew's Katana states that, for each intelligent person in a room, a person of opposite intelligence and one order of magnitude louder must also exist.

"Quite frankly, I disagree with him on a number of economic policies and-"
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action

by millsad November 8, 2015

Denki kamanari

A human version of pikachu who goes to hero school in japan. Alot of the time he ends up temporarily frying his brain with overuse of electricity. He can also use his electricity to charge your phone. He can commonly can be found hanging out with a boy with anger Issues, a talking rock with red hair and a pink alien girl.

Person 1: my guy I cant find an outlet can you charge my phone like denki kamanari?

Person 2: no.

by Give me my waffle January 30, 2019

Karmanya

Karmanya is a guy who is a fighter in his life and cares a lot for his friends . Loving by nature ,clean by heart and is damn rich

Ohh hell he is so Karmanya ..!

by @issshhhhhh February 10, 2019

Katanatard

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.

I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...

by Causal Object of Gamer Desire September 19, 2009