A musical instrument created by one of youtubes partners, crouts0. It is a blue ukulele with a small piano built on the side of it. It also features a flute on the top of the ukulele. It requires good multi- tasking skills to play this instrument because it is basically 3 instruments in one. This instrument is not a real instrument as it is an invention so you won't be able to walk into a music store and find one.

Guy 1: yo negro did you see that video on youtube last night
Guy 2: ye ye I did the one with the Ukulele
Guy 1: No, that was a kazookeylele dumb nigga.
Guy 2: shit holmz i didnt know.

Kazookeylele by grayan55 February 28, 2009

Kazoomer

One who spits bullshit to two people about how much he or she likes another person.

1-"Yeah man, I really do like her, its just i think she should text me first sometimes... I mean, if she cared then she would."
2-"Yean.. but you are the guy, you should initiate it.."
1-"I guess you're right. Let's go see her tonight."
2-"She lives way too far away to go at midnight.."
1-"I don't know man, I just, I really feel like we should go see her tonight... I really like her"
2-"Then text her."
1-"She needs to text me first"
2-..."Talk to her in school"
1-"Yeah, idk, i dont really feel like it.."
2-"Fuck you!"
(Person 1 is an example of a kazoomer)

Kazoomer by cmanley0012 January 30, 2010

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kazooter

Kazooter (n.) :
1) A person who's actions resemble an idiot
2) Butt
3) One who enjoys playing a kazoo

1) He was being a kazooter today at work.
2) That job is a pain in my kazooter.
3) My kid is a kazooter!

kazooter by Animaniac420 May 28, 2016

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Kazookeylele

A musical instrument consisting of a ukulele body and function, along with a small keyboard along the side of the ukulele which faces the direction of the ground. At the head of the ukulele, a kazoo faces the direction of the player, so that the player may annoy the crap out of anyone nearby with its amazing sound. Practically Kazoo+Keyboard+Ukulele, hence Kazoo-Key-Lele

Someone broke my Kazookeylele into a million pieces, as I wouldn't stop playing it near them.

Kazookeylele by JigglyFingers October 3, 2018

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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