She is a natural healer. Whether she is tending to your wounds or healing your soul with laughter, she will leave you better than she found you. Her maturity will catch you off guard. Levelheaded, straightforward, intelligent and strong. She can make you nervous to be around her because of her confidence, but she’ll calm you right down with her warmth and welcoming air. If you’re lucky enough to have her in your life, be grateful, because she is truly a light in this world.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).