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Katima is an amazing, beautiful, loyal girl. She will always be there when you need her, and will always know the right thing to say. She lightens up a room when she was in, and is always the life of the party. Everyone needs Katima.
She looks like one happy Katima!
katima by Sushilova15 January 5, 2018
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A Duo that will knock you out

When you wake up you’ll be tasting the spicy wings you ate earlier that day and remember how spicy they were.. when you wake up your first words will be “damn those wings were hot !”
Hey bro don’t mess with me or I’ll Katima you!

Hey can I try those Katima wings?
Katima by El Ranger March 8, 2023

Cult of Katima Mulilo 

Little-known pseudo-religious organization based in the Namibian town of Katima Mulilo, where the organization's beliefs are said to hold sway over the locals too frightened to challenge its precepts.

According to myth, the cult bases its doctrine on the teachings of Giordano Bruno, the wandering 16th century Italian philosopher. Many are familiar with Bruno's travels to the far reaches of Europe, including France and Britain, but few are aware of the importance of Bruno's journey up the lush Zambezi River.

It was during this trip that Bruno formulated the ideas underlying his earliest works "De Umbras Idearum" (The Shadows of Ideas) and "Ars Mernoriae" (The Art of Memory). The central proposition of these books was that ideas are only the shadows of truth, a proposal that, when it's logical implications were fully realized, would lead to Bruno's being burned at the stake in 1600.

The Cult of Katima Mulilo's most cherished document, however, is Bruno's treatise "Cábala del Garañón como Pegaso con la Adición del Asno de Cilene" (Cabala of the Steed like unto Pegasus with the Addition of the Ass of Cyllene). This work deals with the pretensions of superstition through the allegory of the "ass", a figure to be found everywhere, not only in the church but in governments and colleges and particularly on the internet.

The members of the Cult of Katima Mulilo are rumored to have the numeral "152" tattooed on there lower necks. The significance of this number appears to come from the list of 219 heresies compiled under Pope John XXI in the 13th century. Heresy #152 was the view that theology is based on fables.

Unrest in the Caprivi Area is also attributed to the Cult of Katima Mulilo, where calls for an independent state (which have led to frequent border skirmishes involving Namibia, Botswana and Zambia) are supposedly sourced in the order's doctrines.

One of the most persistent rumors involving the Cult of Katima Mulilo centers around the basketball camp hidden in the Mahango Game Reserve, not far from the Popa Falls. Here, the Knights of Pfftt are said to use the teachings of the Cult of Katima Mulilo in their training of solid post-players, although currently it is unclear whether this is just fable.
Although no one has ever openly aknowledged being a member of the Cult of Katima Mulilo, local heavyweights suspected of being members include President Sam Shafishuna Nujoma, Prime Minister Theo-Ben Gurirab and sports guru Omon Davenbos.
K-A-t-i-A

just like her name is the purest type of soul there is in this world.There is absolutely no one in this life time like her. She is the messenger of the universe. Why ? Because she has been through a lot in her life and still makes it her life purpose to inspire those around her. A lot of people are jealous of her spirit and Katia will know and yet will wish the best for them. She has a heart of pure Gold and only those lucky enough are allowed in. She is the rarest type of loyalty. lose her trust you lose her friendship. Her light and personally is so bright that you have to wear sun glasses. Children love her the most. Which means yes they are meant to be mothers.

Her love Is one in a life time so do not lose that. If you ever harm a Katia you my friend...are doomed for life. They are protected by love, the strongest form of protection. They also are very intuitive with the mind body and soul. How does she look ? There is no specific trait just know once you see her... it will literally take your breath away. She is a lucky star.
If you have a Katia in your life your prayer has been answered.
Katia by Sunchaser November 30, 2019
A kind hearted girl who wears her heart on her sleeve. Her name means generous and she is just that. Her love and loyalty knows no boundaries. She is clever and strong headed. She knows what she wants and she knows how to get it using her charm. Her looks are killer and her smile melts the hardest of hearts.
You're as loveable as Karima
Karima by Godgivengift July 12, 2018
A girl who is very exotic and beautiful. She is very generous and loving but don't push her far because she will bite back. She looks after her friends and loves new experiences. She is a girl very easy to fall for and its hard not to love everything about her from her smile to personality. She is a dreamer and will do anything to achieve her dreams. She thrives off of love and she sees the beauty of everything in life. She has some deep roots that only feed the the flowering blossoms of her heart.
"Who is that exotic beauty?" "It's Karimah"
Karimah by artgirlinme May 13, 2013
Is the most beautiful and loving girl you will ever meet she is real crazy and outgoing she loves to scream with friends and have fun most of all she has an amazing voice and loves to sing katia is the person you go to when you want to smile but can’t having a katia in your life is a amazing thing so don’t ever let her go
Person:*crying*
Katia: hey!
Person:*smiles*
Katia by Happychili011 October 13, 2018
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