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karma fuck 

A noun form of "what goes around comes around." When you've been screwing over everyone else around you, pissing off the universe and being a generally lame person, when you get screwed over it's your bad karma fucking you over. Can be used as a verb also.
Dan: Dammit, I just lost my wallet. It had $100 dollars in it.
Dylan: That's a karma fuck, dude. You really shouldn't have stolen Katie's iPod.

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Dan: Dammit, I just lost my wallet. It had $100 dollars in it.
Dylan: You've just been karma fucked, dude. You really shouldn't have stolen Katie's iPod.
karma fuck by angst metal song December 10, 2006
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Karma Fuck 

Having sexual intercourse strictly for the purpose of correcting the imbalance of having screwed way too many hot chicks.
Guy1: "Man, I cant believe that bartender let me fuck her"

Guy2: "Yea, your gonna have to Karma fuck the waitress at the truck stop to pay for that or you'll never get laid again"
Karma Fuck by JayBee123wesrgdfh August 4, 2009

National fuck you kara day 

On October 18th you get to go up to kara and say fuck you.
Hey kara fuck you-national fuck you kara day

Fucking Karma 

When you take advantage of a person several points more attractive than you and having intercourse with them. Then later while you are intoxicated you have some one of at least as many point below you as the initial victim was above you takes advantage of you.

example you are a 6 and you take advantage of a 8, the next time you are intoxicated you are taken by a 4 or lower.
Man did you see what happened to Karl, Barb took him home and messed him up bad. Didnt he just get with that hot chick from accounting last week? Fucking Karma......
Fucking Karma by The other andy April 25, 2009

Karam, shut the fuck up 

when a certain someone (might or might not be named karam) goes on about gay porn or some shit and everyone tells him to shut the fuck up
Person A (might be called karam): *sends yoai hentai to #memes*
Person B: Karam, shut the fuck up
Karam, shut the fuck up by iusearch December 21, 2020

karmabucks

Money that is found with no way of finding the true owner, so you can keep it free of any bad karma.
I just found $10 karmabucks outside the gas station.
karmabucks by Chance Fate June 27, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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