A variation on the classic "mooning" prank, wherein the penis and scrotum are shoved out the back, creating a vague resemblance to large-nosed actorKarl Malden.
When the truck-driver refused to honk his horn for us, Mark gave him Karl Malden.
When, in the act of performing a rim job on your female partner, you suddenly insert your nose deep into her pussy and forcefully exhale through your nostils, creating an artificial queefer of biblical proportions.
The KarlMalden is best performed in the summer time when your nostrils are unclogged.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.