A variation on the classic "mooning" prank, wherein the penis and scrotum are shoved out the back, creating a vague resemblance to large-nosed actor Karl Malden.
When the truck-driver refused to honk his horn for us, Mark gave him Karl Malden.
When, in the act of performing a rim job on your female partner, you suddenly insert your nose deep into her pussy and forcefully exhale through your nostils, creating an artificial queefer of biblical proportions.
The KarlMalden is best performed in the summer time when your nostrils are unclogged.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)