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Kara Goucher

Olympic marathoner and American long distance running champ. She placed 11th in 2012 London Olympic Marathon, 3rd in the 10k at the 2007 World Championships, and 3rd in the 2008 Boston Marathon, just to name a tiny fraction of her accomplishments. Kara went to the University of Colorado and won three NCAA titles, 2 in track and 1 on cross country.

She's also friggin BEAUTIFUL. Girl-next-door good looks, hot bod and lots of medals...she's basically perfect. Kara is so gorgeous, her looks alone should win medals and awards.

She's married to Adam Goucher, another running pro, and they have an adorable baby son named Colton.
Kelsey: Did you see that article about Kara Goucher in the new Runner's World magazine?
Jeffrey: I'm fapping to it right now..
Kara Goucher by Ninjarunner January 17, 2013

kara gober

A woman who is super amazing and is a great teacher
(Girl)Did you see that woman?
(Boy)ya. She was a Kara Gober
kara gober by laughter:] January 1, 2017

Kara Gomes 

she is a good mommy but can be a bad mommy like a devil. shes christian and holy
You are such a kara gomes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kara Gomes by losere April 25, 2022

Kara Garrett 

Me
Them: hi where’s Kara Garrett
Me: that’s me
Kara Garrett by whooshz May 15, 2022

24 karat gold labubu

The most expensive labubu in the world made of REAL 24 karat gold, and weighing 200 grams. It costed 20,000 pounds to have him made by basically melting down gold bars and putting it in a shape thing that was the shape of a labubu.

DO NOT DIP IN VINGAR
British woman: I have the one and only 24 karat gold labubu
British woman: he is the golden one, he is the chosen one.

ultra-epic-kards-gamer 

A cool guy who plays the videogame KARDS. The ones who play as Sovjet have probably long hair. They think that their ultra epic status comes from the fact that the combine their meta knowlege with a plethera of WWII facts to make them a overdramaric bezzerwizzer ingame.
Oh are you just an (epic gamer).

I am a ultra-epic-kards-gamer, peasant.